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Oh, yes, here is the day of the year, where we can all get together and embrace ourselves on the couch like fat sloths crunching on your tortillas complaining how that asshole beside you is hogging all the dip glued to the flat.
That’s right…it’s my BIRTHDAY!
and yeah the Superbowl…whatever! Who cares about the Superboowl this year?
I’m actually a NY Giant fan, but I’m still loyal to NY, so I was really hoping the NY Jets would be in it because they would have been awesome, considering how the quarterback was this year first-string quarterback. But you know what, fuck you Colts! I rooting for the Saints because I hate you Colts!
Gosh I really wish my birthday would always be on a holiday. I really do envy those who were born on special holidays like Christmas, New Year’s, Independence Day, etc. they get special treatment and double the celebration.
Well, this year is just my year then.
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Well, I thought I write this, today I’m going for a job interview for the coolest freaking job in the world…flower-picking!
Just kidding!
Nah, I’m trying to to get into the bartending business. These folks actually make a lot of money, even more than some doctors (notice I use the word “some”).
There is no better job in the world for networking than bartending.
You get all sorts of crazy people, from the yuppies on Wall Street to the well-connected entertainers; therefore, I’m bound to meet some people who shared my dreams of being rich and famous, traveling the world, surfing all day without a care in the world, and performing as a band spreading our music to the world!
Should be a blast!
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