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Well, to simply put, I am just an ordinary dude…no duh!

“Tell us something really cool about yourself and what makes you so special?”

No, seriously, I am just an ordinary dude…

Still not buying it?

Alright, where should I start?  Hmmm?

Well, I like to perceive myself as a renaissance guy.  I have many vast interests, desires, and hobbies, especially surfing and being on the beach without a care in the world, just being a beach bum, are my favorite things to do in the world; and currently trying to get a band going (and if any of you’re interested, please contact me…like right now!)

An interesting thing about me is that, secretly, I have always been a computer geek (hey, geeks are the ones who eventually rule this world), even though I was lazy and didn’t take any of my college courses seriously.  I started playing with html when I was in 8th grade.

My parents bought me my first computer when I was 4, the very old, soft floppy-disk Apple Macintosh (yes, that was what we used to call it good ole “Macintosh”) before Microsoft became a household name; and I remembered after getting it, I became fascinated by its technology that I went through my dad’s tools and tried to disassemble it just to figure how this bad boy worked and felt in love with computers ever since.

I don’t limit myself to any particular label because I don’t believe in restricting yourself just because of what’s considered (by some schmuck who thinks he knows what’s best for us) as politically incorrect, taboo, immoral, unethical, etc.

What happened to the good ole days when we were really free from all this BS modern society now placed on us as limitation, but instead live life to the fullest, getting a lot more satisfaction and joy out of live?

The word “regret” is the one word I regret using.  I rather do the things I’m not sure about, than having to regret not knowing the outcome of it.  By the time I am in my deathbed I want to be able to look back and say I’ve done all those amazing things than feeling the regret of lost opportunities.

“The dream of youth, is the regret of maturity”

Now, now, I am not trying to say go out there and feel like you could do whatever the hell you freaking want.  Ugh-ugh!  That’s a BIG NO-NO! As long as it’s legal, that would be the one exception I would make because I am not responsible for your ass when its sitting across a panel of juries.  (DISCLAIMER: Know your laws before you attempt any shenanigan.)

Overall, some of you may disagree with me on what I say, and that is fine.  All perspectives are welcomed.

Basically, what I am trying to say is…let live.

And those are the words I try to live by everyday…

Yours truly,

- J

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Hey, I thought I’d write to you regarding “the communication-system“.  Yes, the communication-system.  For some bizarre reason now, I just can’t stop saying that word, communication-system.  It sounds like I invented that cool word, and I feel so important for just saying it each time, communication-system.  Had enough of communication-system?

This reminds me of my cuz, who had the coolest incoming text message notification, “Excuse me, boss.  You have a text message.”

“Arlight, Jason get the FUCK on with it DAMMIT!!!”

Whoa, chill…

I  want to let you know, you can always get in contact with me by going to this page here; you can find it on the Contact tab on the top right corner or in the right side bar.

I’m not some demystified, worshipped dude that is really hard to get close to.  I’m actually sort of a down-to-earth dude once you really get to know me.  I’m faithful to family and very loyal to friends.

So please do NOT be afraid to use “the communication-system.”

USE THE COMMUNICATION-SYSTEM NOW.

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Hey!  Hey!

Welcome to the Official Site of the He-Man…or the Life of the Beach Bum, (I couldn’t decide between which descriptions I would give myself, so I’ll just go with both, suffice, suffice, indeed) up to shenanigans, laughter, joy, in other words, pure entertainment; however you will find some tidbits where I talk about trends, styles, humor, wealth, and health, and, of course, sex, sex, sex, and more sex, and lots of sex…ok well, maybe not really, but hopefully you will get a lot out from the words of wisdom, He-Man wisdom, on each page.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll smile, or whatever, and “none of the above” and “all the above.”

I tend to write what is on my mind of the many daily life and adventures and shenanigans.  I intentionally have this site where there can just be pure fun, nothing personal, and doesn’t take anything too seriously for entertainment purposes only, and sometimes educational.  (Yet I do NOT believe in slanders and any form of defamatory.)

And anybody is welcome anytime to join in the conversations, criticisms, feedbacks, comment, death threats, etc.  As a matter of fact, I encourage you too. That’s where the fun is!

Also, if you would like to contribute your own writings to the site and be heard, please contact me.

Cheers!
Jason (He-Man)

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